WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the frick is going on here? It's like a shitstorm of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is giving me a click here headache. Can someone please explain before I go completely bonkers? Seriously The Hell?! Dude, this is utterly bullshit. I'm beyond stoked right